“Why, if someone is good in one field can they not be accepted or given the slightest opportunity to express and be creative in other fields?”

“Never do coke with an intern ... they may not be 21”

“For me giving up is way harder than trying.”

“I never seen snakes on a plane”

“I don't have one regret.”

“While 9-5 and what happens on the job is important, what happens from 5-9, off the job, is infinitely more important.”

“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”

“I let people fill in the blanks on their own. If they want to think about their ex, that's fine. If they want to think about maybe who one of my exes is, then that's fine. And it might not be right, because I'm the only one who knows what these songs are really about. It's the one shred of privacy I have in the matter.”