"If you ask me anything I don't..." - Quote by Yogi Berra
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
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“I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?”
“One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'.”
“I know that philosophically a murderer is not responsible for his crime, but I prefer not to take tea with him.”
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“It is error only, and not truth, that shrinks from inquiry.”
“Being flooded with information doesn't mean we have the right information or that we're in touch with the right people.”
“The wise man, after learning something new, is afraid to learn anything more until he has put his first lesson into practice.”