"No sober person dances...." - Quote by Marcus Tullius Cicero

“An army abroad is of little use unless there are prudent counsels at home.[Lat., Parvi enim sunt foris arma, nisi est consilium domi.]”

“Let flattery, the handmaid of the vices, be far removed .”

“A good man will not lie, although it be for his profit.”

“I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”

“In conclusion, I invite the media to all grow a pair. And if you can't, I will lend you mine.”

“I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.”

“I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.”

“I stopped drinking when I had children because I wanted to be awake and aware. I did not want to be going, you know, daddy loves you and then drop my head on the table. I do not want to miss anything that they do or say. It is important to me.”

“I would fain keep sober always; and there are infinite degrees of drunkenness.”