“I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.”
“What difference does the uniform make? You don't hit with it.”
“What the hell is wrong with him now?”
“If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”
“I guess I've got a smart wife.”
“He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.”
“Even Napoleon had his Watergate.”
“I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.”
“It ain't the heat, it's the humility.”
“A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.”
“I don't know. How hot is it supposed to be?”
“Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.”
“Every time I see him, he's not there.”
“Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.”
“I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.”
“I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.”
“I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.”
