Men Quotes

“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.”

“Don't forget honey. Never let one man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em and forget 'em.”

“He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.”

“The surest aid in combating the male's disease of self-contempt is to be loved by a clever woman.”

“For the woman, the man is a means: the end is always the child.”

“I do not think I ever opened a book in my life which had not something to say upon woman's inconstancy. Songs and proverbs, all talk of woman's fickleness. But perhaps you will say, these were all written by men.”

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. Mark Twain Women are an alien race set down among us.”

“It's a man's world, they say; but in its daily textures it is a world created by and for women.”

“I would rather be seated between any two women than any two men at a dinner party.”

“What interests me is why men think of women as witches. It's because they're so fascinating and exasperating, so other.”

“If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be men, and become merely machines for eating and for earning money.”

“Honor is simply the morality of superior men.”

“Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.”

“The perfect woman is a higher type of humanity than the perfect man, and also something much rarer. The natural history of animals furnishes grounds in support of this theory.”

“The wholly manly man lacks the wit necessary to give objective form to his soaring and secret dreams, and the wholly womanly woman is apt to be too cynical a creature to dream at all.”

“Man's objection to love is that it dies hard: women's, that when it is dead it stays dead.”

“Men of sense, whatever you may choose to say, do not want silly wives.”

“Think what cowards men would be if they had to bear children. Women are altogether a superior species.”

“No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight.”

“A woman wishes to mother a man simply because she sees into his helplessness, his need of an amiable environment, his touching self-delusion.”

“Man, without a saving touch of woman in him, is too doltish, too naive and romantic, too easily deluded and lulled to sleep by his imagination to be anything above a cavalryman, a theologian or a corporation director.”

“Thus do I want man and woman to be: the one fit to wage war and the other fit to give birth, but both fit to dance with head and feet.”

“The advantages of natural folly in a beautiful girl have been already set forth by the capital pen of a sister author; and to her treatment of the subject I will only add, in justice to men, that though to the larger and more trifling part of the sex, imbecility in females is a great enhancement of their personal charms, there is a portion of them too reasonable and too well informed themselves to desire anything more in woman than ignorance”

“A married man forms married habits and becomes dependent on marriage just as a sailor becomes dependent on the sea.”

“A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.”