"All I know is just what I..." - Quote by Will Rogers
All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government deteriorates, our humor increases.
More by Will Rogers
“If you have a radio, the next three months is a good time to have it quit working. All you will hear from now until the 4th of November will be: 'We must get our government out of the hands of predatory wealth.' 'The good people of this great country are burdened to death with taxes. Now what I intend to do is ...' What he intends to do is try and get elected. That's all any of them intend to do. Another one that will hum over the old static every night will be: 'This country has reached a crisis in its national existence.'”
“Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.”
“A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.”
More on Government
“For government consists in nothing else but so controlling subjects that they shall neither be able to, nor have cause to do [it] harm.”
“Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.”
“Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.”
More on Humor
“It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing”
“I travel with a boom box. When I get on a plane, I stuff the power cord for the boom box into the battery compartment. From an outsider's point of view, it looks like I've got it all wrong.”
“Onions can make even Heirs and Widows weep.”