"If I were the first of May,..." - Quote by Winston Churchill

“He spoke with more eloquence than wisdom.”

“You can measure a man's character by the choices he makes under pressure.”

“I am too busy. I have not time for worry.”

“The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.”

“Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.”

“Rock 'n Roll: The most brutal, ugly, desperate, vicious form of expression it has been my misfortune to hear.”

“Learned conversation is either the affectation of the ignorant or the profession of the mentally unemployed.”

“When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?”

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.”