"The best way to make a fire..." - Quote by Will Rogers
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
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“Our financial ills will never be settled till you fix it so every man will pay an income tax on what he earns, be it a farm, grocery store or municipal or government bonds.”
“Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.”
“If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner.”
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“True education is that which proves useful in life and makes you industrious.”
“And he gave it for his opinion, "that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before, would deserve better of mankind, and do more essential service to his country, than the whole race of politicians put together.”
“Bridges would not be safer if only people who knew the proper definition of a real number were allowed to design them.”
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“A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.”
“How does it feel to be the 's third choice? Humiliating? You could have thrown a dart. That's how close they were. We had so many excellent candidates.”
“As to the whiskers, having never worn any, do you not think people would call it a piece of silly affectation if I were to begin it now?”