"... it's simply wrong to always order..." - Quote by Erma Bombeck

“You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.”

“Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.”

“I'm on a diet as my skin doesn't fit me anymore.”

“A wretched parent who claims obedience from his children, without first doing his duty by them, excites nothing but contempt.”

“The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up.”

“A very rich person should leave his kids enough to do anything, but not enough to do nothing.”

“My ultimate life dream project is my kids. My family.”

“Ever since my children were born, the moment I looked at them I was crazy about them. Once I held them I was hooked. I am addicted to my children sir. I love them with all my heart and the idea of someone telling me I can't be with them, I can't see them everyday. Well, it's like someone saying I can't have air.”

“[The Americans] believe in the idea that a child shouldn't be consigned to poverty just because of circumstances of their birth.”