"I didn't fight my way to the..." - Quote by Erma Bombeck
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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“One meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day was swat flies.”
“There are few things in this world more satisfying than having your son teach you how to play tennis, unless it is having a semi-truck run over your foot.”
“A fitting room to me has always been like a confessional ... where my body and my contrition take up the entire room.”
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“Anything that improves people's expectations of a meal is good for the world. Anything that weans even one kid or one adult away from Chili's or T.G.I. Friday's is definitely a win for the good guys.”
“Good food does lead to sex. As it should. And in a perfect world, good music does too.”
“I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach.”
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“It has been reported that I was seriously ill--it was another man; dying--it was another man; dead--the other man again...As far as I can see, nothing remains to be reported, except that I have become a foreigner. When you hear it, don't you believe it. And don't take the trouble to deny it. Merely just raise the American flag on our house in Hartford and let it talk.”
“We need a malaria epidemic in the blogging community! Either that or we need people who have seen the malaria epidemic to start blogging.”
“When doctors describe pain as experiencing "discomfort," it's like saying Hiroshima experienced "urban renewal".”