"He is like a female llama surprised..." - Quote by Winston Churchill

“Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.”

“Their insatiable lust for power is only equaled by their incurable impotence in exercising it.”

“He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.”

“My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.”

“Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.”

“The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.”

“One insult pocketed soon produces another.”

“Thou weedy elf-skinned canker-blossom!”

“Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.”