"Politicians can do more funny things naturally..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.”

“Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.”

“Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run 'em backwards. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial.”

“I think the American people, with some justification, think that most politicians live in la-la land.”

“Politicians, after all, are not over a year behind public opinion.”

“No one will really understand politics until they understand that politicians are not trying to solve our problems. They are trying to solve their own problems - of which getting elected and re-elected are number one and number two. Whatever is number three is far behind.”

“The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.”

“You think you have troubles with mathematics . . . I assure you mine are still bigger.”

“I like children. If they're properly cooked.”