"Farmers have more Associations, and Bureaus, and..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.”

“You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver.”

“If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.”

“There is too little public recognition of how much we all depend upon farmers as stewards of our soil, water and wildlife resources.”

“You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer.”

“Just read the farm relief bill. It's just a political version of Einstein's last theory. If a farmer could understand it, he certainly would know more than to farm. He would be a professor at Harvard.”

“My basic rule is that I want people who don't want a job in government.”

“The United States investigates everything - usually after it's dead.”

“A bureaucrat is the most despicable of men, though he is needed as vultures are needed, but one hardly admires vultures whom bureaucrats so strangely resemble. I have yet to meet a bureaucrat who was not petty, dull, almost witless, crafty or stupid, an oppressor or a thief, a holder of little authority in which he delights, as a boy delights in possessing a vicious dog. Who can trust such creatures?”