"I'm going to make a long speech..." - Quote by Winston Churchill

“Meet success like a gentleman; disaster like a man.”

“I do not apologize for the takeover of the region by the Jews from the Palestinians in the same way I don't apologize for the takeover of America by the whites from the Red Indians or the takeover of Australia from the blacks. It is natural for a superior race to dominate an inferior one.”

“It is one thing to see the forward path and another to be able to take it. But it is better to have an ambitious plan than none at all.”

“We know, Mr. Weller - we, who are men of the world - that a good uniform must work its way with the women, sooner or later.”

“A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically. It manipulates and revitalizes corners and unexplored crannies of the system that are unresponsive to most other exercise methods. With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.”

“I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.”

“This is slavery, not to speak one's thought.”

“It is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say too much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place.”

“Let nobody speak mischief of anybody.”