"It is a very funny thing that..." - Quote by C S Lewis

“Do not waste time bothering whether you ‘love’ your neighbor; act as if you did. As soon as we do this we find one of the great secrets. When you are behaving as if you loved someone, you will presently come to love him.”

“I can answer that only by hearsay, returned the Guide, for pain is a secret which he has shared with your race and not with mine; and you would find it as hard to explain suffering to me as I would find it to reveal to you the secrets of the Mountain people. But those who know best say this, that any liberal man would choose the pain of this desire, even for ever, rather than the peace of feeling it no longer; and that though the best thing is to have, the next best is to want, and the worst of all is not to want.”

“You'll never make a good impression on other people until you stop thinking what sort of impression you make.”

“I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.”

“This nation is so friendly that the leading cause of injury is getting passionately embraced by strangers.”

“Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans”

“The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.”

“A great deal of what people say, think, or do is actually motivate by fear, which of course is always linked with having your focus on the future and being out of touch with the Now. As there are no problems in the Now, there is no fear either.”

“Expectations send unconscious signals that people respond to.”