"This stuff they are talking here in..." - Quote by Will Rogers
This stuff they are talking here in Congress costs the people of the United States $44 a page. That's beside what it costs to ship it to the asylums where it's read.
More by Will Rogers
“A lot of guys have had a lot of fun joking about Henry Ford because he admitted one time that he didn't know history. He don't know it, but history will know him. He has made more history than his critics ever read.”
“The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.”
“The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.”
More on Congress
“When congress is in session no American is safe.”
“We cuss Congress, and we joke about 'em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn't in Congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse.”
“If we took Congress seriously, we would be worrying all the time.”
More on Government
“Since I've been in the Senate, is that my work with people like Tom Coburn on opening up transparency in government, making sure that every dollar the federal government spends that's out there - that that's all posted on a searchable database on the Internet.”
“There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.”
“The firm basis of government is justice, not pity.”