"I firmly believe kids don't want your..." - Quote by Erma Bombeck

“Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on.”

“When the history of guilt is written, parents who refuse their children money will be right up there in the Top Ten.”

“If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago.”

“We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .”

“We should treat children as God does us, who makes us happiest when He leaves us under the influence of innocent delusions.”

“A child needs your love most when he deserves it least”

“Children, who play life, discern its true law and relations more clearly than men, who fail to live it worthily, but who think that they are wiser by experience, that is, by failure.”

“I've never been pregnant, so I just feel God didn't mean for me to have kids so that everybody else's children could be mine.”

“Children are people, and they should have to reach to learn about things, to understand things, just as adults have to reach if they want to grow in mental stature.”