"No One Diets on Thanksgiving...." - Quote by Erma Bombeck
No One Diets on Thanksgiving.
More by Erma Bombeck
“I firmly believe kids don't want your understanding. They want your trust, your compassion, your blinding love and your car keys, but you try to understand them and you're in big trouble.”
“There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.”
“It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line.”
More on Thanksgiving
“I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.”
“Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.”
“Thanksgiving opens up the windows of the opportunity for ideas to flow your way.”
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“Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?”
“People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .”
“I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.”