"Well, the end of another busy day...." - Quote by Mae West

“Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.”

“Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.”

“I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.”

“Certainly, Lu. Whatever you like,' said Peter unexpectedly. This was encouraging, but as Peter instantly rolled round and went to sleep again it wasn't much use.”

“Fatigue is the safest sleeping draught.”

“You lack the season of all natures, sleep.”

“A painter was asked why, since he made such beautiful figures, which were but dead things, his children were so ugly; to which the painter replied that he made his pictures by day, and his children by night.”

“Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.”

“I was a class clown, of the classic term for it. I would get the work done easily, and then I would try to deprive other people of their educations. I developed skills for mimicry, and I was a good showoff. I knew how to get attention, and I knew how to do it in a positive funny way.”