"A friend doesn't go on a diet..." - Quote by Erma Bombeck
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
More by Erma Bombeck
“I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.”
“It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.”
“Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.”
More on Friendship
“Rejoicing in our joy, not suffering over our suffering, makes someone a friend.”
“Antiphon, as another man gets pleasure from a good horse, or a dog, or a bird, I get even more pleasure from good friends. And if I have something good, I teach it to them, and I introduce them to others who will be useful to them with respect to virtue. And together with my friends I go through the treasures of wise men of old which they left behind written in books, and we peruse them. If we see something good, we pick it out and hold it to be a great profit, if we are able to prove useful to one another.”
“Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.”
More on Body Image
“I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade.”
“Men have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.”
“Frankly, I've never considered my own figure so exceptional; until quite recently, I seldom gave it any thought at all. My biggest single concern used to be getting enough to eat. Now I have to worry about eating too much. I never used to bother with exercises. Now I spend at least 10 minutes each morning working out with small weights. I have evolved my own exercises, for the muscles I wish to keep firm, and I know they are right for me because I can feel them putting the proper muscles into play as I exercise.”