"My son did not show signs of..." - Quote by Erma Bombeck

“It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line.”

“In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”

“Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body.”

“Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and objectives of normal adulthood.”

“We want to make sure children aren't left without any books. We want to make sure our children have the books, that they have a place in the castle. We want to make sure that their mothers have affordable day care. We want to make sure we give the older people the care that they need.”

“This mother needs happy, reputable children, and that one needs unhappy ones: otherwise she cannot show her kindness as a mother.”

“People are always making a fuss over my $15-20-million salaries. Believe me, the amount is meaningless once my wife, Maria, finds out about it. She's already spent half of my salary from Terminator 7!”

“Paper money has had the effect in your State that it ever will have, to ruin commerce, oppress the honest, and open a door to every species of fraud and injustice.”

“I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.”