"Those who are easily shocked should be..." - Quote by Mae West

“It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.”

“Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.”

“I started out as Snow White, but then I drifted.”

“One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'.”

“You taught me language, and my profit on't / Is, I know how to curse”

“My mother and her plans for my future. She had it all worked out. I would attend a nice college, then get a job in advertising. "You'll be one of those smart-looking fellows in their Madison Avenue suits." And I rebelled against [my mother] and her values and her plans for my future at every opportunity.”

“I regard Duryodhana and his party as the baser impulses in man, and Arjuna and his party as the higher impulses.”

“So you would rather suffer an injustice than do an injustice?”

“To see what is right and not to do it is want of courage, or of principle.”