"The difference between a Republican and a..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“People should be more concerned with the return of their principal than the return on their principal.”

“No man is great if he thinks he is.”

“You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?”

“Only armchair politicians are immune from committing mistakes. Errors are inherent in political action.”

“Socialism, reduced to its simplest legal and practical expression, means the complete discarding of the institution of private property by transforming it into public property, and the division of the resultant public income equally and indiscriminately among the entire population.”

“In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.”

“Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.”

“The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.”

“Right after liberal Democrats, the most dangerous politicians are country club Republicans.”