"No gold-digging for me; I take diamonds!..." - Quote by Mae West

“Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.”

“Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good line is hard to resist.”

“Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.”

“If you want me to speak for two minutes, it will take me three weeks of preparation. If you want me to speak for thirty minutes, it will take me a week to prepare. If you want me to speak for an hour, I am ready now.”

“If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.”

“The grass is always greener over the septic tank.”

“When it comes to divide an estate, the politest men quarrel.”

“A wealthy man is one who earns $100 a year more than his wife's sister's husband.”

“Money is the most important thing in the world. It represents health, strength, honor, generosity, and beauty as conspicuously as the want of it represents illness, weakness, disgrace, meanness, and ugliness.”