"Mr. Attlee is a very modest man...." - Quote by Winston Churchill
Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.
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“I had no idea of the enormous and unquestionably helpful part that humbug plays in the social life of great peoples dwelling in a state of democratic freedom.”
“We do not covet anything from any nation except their respect.”
“One may imagine that a man who blew the trumpet for his living would be glad to play the violin for his amusement.”
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“Especially the transcendental philosophy needs the leaven of humor to render it light and digestible.”
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“I am easily satisfied with the very best.”
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“Clean your finger before you point at my spots.”
“As for the pyramids, there is nothing to wonder at in them so much as the fact that so many men could be found degraded enough to spend their lives constructing a tomb for some ambitious booby, whom it would have been wiser and manlier to have drowned in the Nile, and then given his body to the dogs.”
“Why in the hell do journalists insist on coming up with a second rate Freudian evaluation on my lyrics when 90% of the time they've transcribed the lyrics incorrectly?”