"What we're really talking about is a..." - Quote by Erma Bombeck

“Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.”

“Early in my life I had made a pact with myself. I would never eat anything that moved when I cooked it, excited the dog, or inflated upon impact with my teeth.”

“Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.”

“Thanksgiving opens up the windows of the opportunity for ideas to flow your way.”

“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”

“No people on earth have more cause to be thankful than ours, and this is said reverently, in no spirit of boastfulness in our own strength, but with the gratitude to the Giver of good who has blessed us.”

“A very Merry ChristmasAnd a happy New YearLet's hope it's a good oneWithout any fear.”

“You will think me very pedantic, gentlemen, but holiday though it may be, I have not the smallest interest in any holiday, except as it celebrates real and not pretended joys.”

“No One Diets on Thanksgiving.”