"You've no idea how good an old..." - Quote by C S Lewis

“Your people eat dry and tasteless flesh but it is off plates as smooth as ivory and as round as the sun.”

“When they have really learned to love their neighbours as themselves, they will be allowed to love themselves as their neighbours.”

“Power to translate is the test of having really understood one's own meaning.”

“I think if I have established anything in my book, it's that a key element of being my friend is being comfortable with my forced fun.”

“If two people agree on everything, one of them is unnecessary.”

“The typical socialist... a prim little man with a white-collar job, usually a secret teetotaler and often with vegetarian leanings.”

“Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.”

“Only laughter can blow [a colossal humbug] to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.”

“Laughter means: taking a mischievous delight in someone else's uneasiness, but with a good conscience.”