"I originate from a family where sauce..." - Quote by Erma Bombeck
I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment.
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“In Russia, as I sat there day after day wearing headphones, listening to the interpreter struggle to make our words relevant, I wondered if we could establish meaningful rapport with a nation that had never seen raisins dance in dark glasses on TV...never had a garage sale.”
“My son would walk to the refrigerator-freezer and fling both doors open and stand there until the hairs in his nose iced up. After surveying $200 worth of food in varying shapes and forms, he would declare loudly, 'There's nothing to eat!'”
“Never accept a drink from a urologist.”
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“My mother was the making of me.”
“We have an epidemic of fatherlessness here, and that's what I agree with the president [Barack Obama] on, and we should be doing more to promote and protect marriage as between a man and a women for the needs of our children.”
“My father was the best person i've ever known.”
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“Well, Ben Rogers, if I was as ignorant as you I wouldn't let on.”
“I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”
“I wrote a script, and I gave it to a guy who reads scripts, and he read it, and he liked it, but he said he thinks I ought to re-write it. I said, "Fuck that - I'll just make a copy!"”