"Will you marry me? Do you have..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.”

“Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.”

“Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.”

“Do I believe in Witchcraft? I'm the result of it.”

“The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?'”

“The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.”

“Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.”

“When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.”

“Modern marriage has lost its meaning--consequently it is being abolished.”