"The only statistics you can trust are..." - Quote by Winston Churchill

“I no longer listen to what people say, I just watch what they do. Behavior never lies.”

“These are great days.”

“... I think it would be so much better for me to learn something which would be useful to me in the army, as well as affording me exercise and amusement.”

“It's great that we've got a compassionate conservative,but to me, that sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.”

“If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?”

“My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs”

“Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.”

“Of all the statistics in health, death is the easiest, because you can go out and ask people, "Hey, have you had any children who died, did your siblings have any children who died?" People don't forget that.”

“Figures often beguile me, particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with justice and force: "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."”