"Brains are an asset, if you hide..." - Quote by Mae West

“Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.”

“A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.”

“Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.”

“Our intelligence cannot wall itself up alive, like a pupa in a chrysalis. It must at any cost keep on speaking terms with the universe that engendered it.”

“Every step which the intelligence of Europe has taken has been in spite of the clerical party.”

“Cows sometimes wear an expression resembling wonderment arrested on its way to becoming a question. In the eye of superior intelligence, on the other hand, lies the nil admirari spread out like the monotony of a cloudless sky.”

“One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.”

“There are people who have figured out the exact, you know, Kanye West formula, the mix between "Graduation" and "808s," and were able to become more successful at it.”

“I was shooting 45 times a game. What was I supposed to do? Pass it into Chris Mihm & Kwame Brown?”