"I was in that part of the..." - Quote by Zig Ziglar

“When you plan and prepare carefully, you can legitimately expect to have success in your efforts. An optimistic, positive mind is far more likely to come up with creative solutions than a mind that dwells on setbacks and difficulties. Bottom line: expect success and you can achieve it!”

“You already have every characteristic necessary for success if you recognize, claim, develop and use them”

“It will be disastrous when a leader or manager shows up with one attitude one day and treats people with a different attitude the next day.”

“I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.”

“Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.”

“Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!”

“I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?”

“I'm sorry, I guess my company leaves a lot to be desired.”

“You propound a complicated arithmetical problem: say cubing a number containing four digits. Give me a slate and half an hour's time, and I can produce a wrong answer.”