"I am a superior form of human..." - Quote by Dave Barry
I am a superior form of human and I have absolutely no quirks or irrational impulses of any kind.
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“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”
“I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.”
“Most recently I read Michael Lewis "Boomerang." The other guy I love is Bill Bryson.”
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“I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.”
“In one dancing saloon I saw the only rational method of art criticism I have ever come across. Over the piano was printed a notice: 'Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.'”
“Laughter means: taking a mischievous delight in someone else's uneasiness, but with a good conscience.”