"By far the most common craving of..." - Quote by Phyllis Diller

“Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.”

“I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.”

“get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.”

“There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.”

“When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.”

“Everything about woman is a riddle, and everything about woman has a single solution: that is, pregnancy”

“I don't think any woman in power really has a happy life unless she's got a large number of women friends ... because you sometimes must go and sit down and let down your hair with someone you can trust totally.”

“I really don't advise a woman who wants to have things her own way to get married”

“The worst of marriage is that it makes a woman believe that all men are just as easy to fool.”