"If we took Congress seriously, we would..." - Quote by Will Rogers
If we took Congress seriously, we would be worrying all the time.
More by Will Rogers
“Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run 'em backwards. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial.”
“This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t have to pay the fiddler.”
“The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can't help you make any money, but we will show you where you can owe some more.”
More on Congress
“If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.”
“A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel.”
“We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces?”
More on Politics
“I think I'm one of the most patriotic people that I've ever encountered in America. I consider myself a bedrock patriot. I participate very actively in local politics, because my voice might be worthwhile. I participate in a meaningful way - not by donations; I work at it.”
“France has usually been governed by prostitutes”
“This country has been strip-mined by rich and powerful interests. If you dont like what they're doing, don't just sit there. Vote them out.”