"I meet a man with a thousand..." - Quote by Mae West
I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.
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“I know things are going to get better in spite of both sides. Then when things do get better, then you'll hear the yell that will go up. The Democrats will swear that recovery was due to them. Now the Republicans, they'll say it was due to them. Nobody wanted to claim the credit for the country blowing up, but wait until it starts picking up and they'll both be on it then. See?”
“Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.”
“There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.”
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“It is not the creation of wealth that is wrong, but the love of money for its own sake.”
“There are so many groups making so much money in the medical care system that any major reorganization is going to make someone unhappy or anxious at the least, ... I don't know how you do it.”
“I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, "Love, Rita."”