"You know, women always could endure more..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.”

“A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.”

“Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week.”

“I think I try to speak to the heart of the woman who I know is interested in growing into herself.”

“I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.”

“Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.”

“Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.”

“A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.”

“A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.”