"Sarah Palin met the wombshifter! Old Sarah..." - Quote by Mike Tyson

“The U.S. prostitutes are fighting with everybody, shooting at everybody. It's like dating a gangbanger.”

“There's nothing like being young, and happy, and fighting.”

“How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry.”

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”

“I'm sleeping like a baby, too. Every two hours, I wake up, screaming.”

“I don't. I look my age; and I am my age. It is the other people who look older than they are. What can you expect from people who eat corpses and drink spirits?”

“After the revolution you have the problem of keeping things going, of sorting out all the different views. It's quite natural that revolutionaries should have different solutions, that they should split into different groups and then reform, that's the dialectic, isn't it - but at the same time they need to be united against the enemy, to solidify a new order.”

“But every difference of opinion is not a difference of principle. We have been called by different names brethren of the same principle. We are all Republicans, we are all Federalists.”

“The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.”