"Oh, how I vainly wished to the..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.”

“The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.”

“If this is the way Queen Victoria treats her prisoners, she doesn't deserve to have any.”

“So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me, 'Can you give me a lift?' I said, 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it!'”

“[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.”

“There's something to be said for relatives...it has to be said because it's unprintable!”

“Oh, if only I could be President and Congress, too, just for ten minutes.”

“God mark thee to His grace! Thou was the prettiest babe that e'er I nursed. And might I live to see thee married once, I have my wish.”

“I wish you all the joy that you can wish.”