"With all our crime and all our..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.”

“In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em.”

“When you get into trouble 5,000 miles from home, you've got to have been looking for it.”

“When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.”

“I believe that in the course of the next century the notion that it's a woman's duty to have children will change and make way for the respect and admiration of all women, who bear their burdens without complaint or a lot of pompous words!”

“Society does not consist of individuals but expresses the sum of interrelations, the relations within which these individuals stand.”

“A gentleman that loves to hear himself talk, will speak more in a minute than he will stand to in a month.”

“It is yet another Civilized Power, with its banner of the Prince of Peace in one hand and its loot-basket and its butcher-knife in the other. Is there no salvation for us but to adopt Civilization and lift ourselves down to its level?.”

“A distinguished clergyman told me that he chose the profession of a clergyman because it afforded the most leisure for literary pursuits. I would recommend to him the profession of a governor.”