"[On being overweight:] If I tried to..." - Quote by Dolly Parton

“I've struggled enough in my life to be appreciated and understood. I've had to go against all kinds of people through the years just to be myself. I think everybody should be allowed to be who they are, and to love who they love. I don't think we should be judgmental. Lord, I've got enough problems of my own to pass judgment on somebody else.”

“'9 to 5,' that little song, that little story, just won't ever end. Just like 'I Will Always Love You,' it just keeps comin' back, popping up its head in one way or another.”

“Find out what you are, then do it on purpose”

“Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.”

“You make 'em, I amuse 'em.”

“What do you want me to tell Romney? I can't tell him to do that. I can't tell him to do that to himself. You're crazy. You're absolutely crazy. You're getting as bad as Biden.”

“I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.”

“When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark.”

“This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.”