"A joke is a very serious thing...." - Quote by Winston Churchill

“When you're going through hell - just keep on going!”

“Just as the sentence contains one idea in all its fullness, so the paragraph should embrace a distinct episode; and as sentences should follow one another in harmonious sequence, so paragraphs must fit into another like the automatic couplings of railway carriages.”

“The United States is like a gigantic boiler. Once the fire is lit under it, there's no limit to the power it can generate.”

“My friend told me he was going to a fancy-dress party as an Italian island. I said: 'Don’t be Sicily’.”

“We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .”

“Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?”

“I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed! Gen.”

“A man who takes himself too seriously will find that no one else takes him seriously.”

“A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.”