"The key to making up Oscar Wilde..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.”

“Perhaps in nearly every joy, as certainly in every pleasure, cruelty has its place.”

“Like dear St. Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my case the marriage is not a success.”

“Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it's on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw.”

“Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.”

“Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.”

“It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. Bartlett's Familiar Quotations is an admirable work, and I studied it intently. The quotations when engraved upon the memory give you good thoughts. They also make you anxious to read the authors and look for more.”

“The only thing worse than quoting me, is not quoting me”

“It is a pleasure to be able to quote lines to fit any occasion.”