"As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa..." - Quote by Erma Bombeck

“Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.”

“Most children's first words are 'Mama' or 'Daddy.' Mine were, 'Do I have to use my own money?'”

“Never have more children than you have car windows.”

“Environmental extremists ... wouldn't let you build a house unless it looked like a bird's nest.”

“It is equality of monotony which makes the strength of the British Isles.”

“I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish.”

“The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face.”

“Mostly, what I have learned so far about aging, despite the creakiness of one's bones and cragginess of one's once-silken skin, is this: Do it. By all means, do it.”

“No, that is the great fallacy: the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful.”