"50% of all married people are women..." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.”

“It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”

“It gets late early out there.”

“If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.”

“Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.”

“I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er".”

“Logic is a poor guide compared with custom.”

“1 is not prime, by definition. 2 is an unnatural prime, 4 is an unnatural prime, and 6 is an unnatural prime. All other natural primes cannot be unnatural primes.”

“I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right'.”