"In England, if you commit a crime,..." - Quote by Robin Williams

“I was only a leading man for a minute; now I'm a character actor.”

“Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!”

“Sometimes with a comedy it's just having the instinct of how real you play it and what level you want it.”

“No king on earth is as safe in his job as a Trade Union official. There is only one thing that can get him sacked; and that is drink. Not even that, as long as he doesn't actually fall down.”

“I can't explain why a bride buys her wedding dress, whereas a groom rents his tux.”

“Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.”

“The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "Right here, officer."”

“The art of the police is not to see what it is useless that it should see.”

“This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me."”