"Maybe age is kinder to us than..." - Quote by Erma Bombeck
Maybe age is kinder to us than we think. With my bad eyes, I can't see how bad I look, and with my rotten memory, I have a good excuse for getting out of a lot of stuff.
More by Erma Bombeck
“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”
“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”
“To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children.”