"To sell something, tell a woman it's..." - Quote by Earl Wilson

“A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.”

“One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.”

“Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.”

“Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.”

“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.”

“The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That we live in a world were women actually expect you to think thoughtful thoughts, and have real emotions, which we don't have. Having to try to live up to the imaginary ideal that women have of what men are, instead of just being what you are, which is just a pathetic creature, but still.”

“I am free to make anything I want as long as I think it will sell.”

“Secrets of Closing the Sale, is essential reading. Ziglar tells us that selling and closing are not mysteries to be solved; instead they are as tangible as when his wife up-sold him on a new house.”

“I never sell a book. I sell myself. And the way to sell yourself is to be an instrument of love.”