“He who kisses girl on hillside is not level”

“He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.”

“The injury of prodigality leads to this, that he who will not economize will have to agonize.”

“Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk”

“Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.”

“Always maintain your common sense and artful skills, and funnel it all into plain enough dealings.”

“Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.”

“Common sense is as rare as genius.”