Theft Quotes

“In limited professions there's boundless theft.”

“All stealing is comparative. If you come to absolutes, pray who does not steal.”

“To England will I steal, and there I'll steal.”

“Processions that lack high stilts have nothing that catches the eye.What if my great-granddad had a pair that were twenty foot high,And mine were but fifteen foot, no modern stalks upon higher,Some rogue of the world stole them to patch up a fence or a fire.”

“What do you call it when someone steals someone else's money secretly? Theft. What do you call it when someone takes someone else's money openly by force? Robbery. What do you call it when a politician takes someone else's money in taxes and gives it to someone who is more likely to vote for him? Social Justice.”

“If it is not nailed to the floor, it's mine. If I can pry it loose, it is not nailed down.”

“I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".”

“Sometimes I lifted a chicken that warn't roosting comfortable, and took him along. Pap always said, take a chicken when you get achance, because if you don't want him yourself you can easy find somebody that does, and a good deed ain't ever forgot. I never see papa when he didn't want the chicken himself, but that is what he used to say, anyway.”

“Of all crimes the worstIs to steal the gloryFrom the great and brave,Even more accursedThan to rob the grave.”

“I hate it when people pilfer my things.”

“I do believe that political arrangements which are based upon violence, intimidation and theft will eventually break down - and will deserve to do so.”

“The state lies in all languages of good and evil; and whatever it says, it lies-and whatever it has, it has stolen.”

“Whatever the State saith is a lie; whatever it hath is a theft: all is counterfeit in it, the gnawing, sanguinary, insatiate monster.”

“Elections are futures markets in stolen property.”